Spanking Theatre

Anonymous asked: do you know of any blogs similar to yours?

Well, if you’d like sites that contain stories written by the same writer, try the links displayed in yellow on the sidebar of Bonnie’s Bottom Smarts blog.

Or, for a site that has lots of rated short stories by many different writers try Literotica.  

And if you, like me, prefer longer-form stories with proper characters and good grammar, try this fantastic collection of stories from old British spanking magazines. Such evocatively titled publications, Blushes, Roue, Janus, Februs, Swish, Kane… imagine receiving one of those in the post in the days when The Net meant something you went fishing with…

Happy reading!

Anonymous asked: On one hand I can't wait for a new story because they're so sexy but on the other waiting and made to be patient is a turn on. Either way I'm horny and deserve a spanking for being so naughty here's hoping inspiration hits your bum hard and leaves marks

Happily, inspiration is never a problem. I keep a notebook of story ideas, into which I’m always scribbling new scenes, characters, plots and twists. Now I have over 30 great story ideas, each a miniature empty balloon, awaiting the inflating breath of life.

With such a rich supply of raw material, I always have a story or two in progress. But I like to write slowly; it gives me the opportunity to elaborate and polish each tale, and introduce a level of detail that makes each story unpredictable, ambiguous, and enjoyable to read again and again.

Being a busy professional, the most difficult challenge is simply finding time to write. Sometimes I write when I travel. Sometimes I look down the train carriage at a constellation of glinting screens. All those Kindles, ipads, phones and laptops. I look to see if anyone else is writing, there’s a faint click of key presses, but it’s the slow tapping of a report being edited, not the rapid frantic flow of a story being spun. Most seem to be reading. I wonder if they’re reading naughty words, hiding their secret with a carefully angled silvery screen, trying not to blush at descriptions of dungeons, floggings and a dozen more delicious taboos. Wishing they were home already…

Sometimes a story makes you wait.

Water trickling

water gurgling

surging splashing

sploshy burbling

Wooden wheel

tirelessly turning

spun by cascading

torrents churning

O I’m such a naughty girl!

On sunny days I love to take

A whippy whacking rod

One to make my bottom ache

Naughty me, I’m quite undressed

Soft lush grass, bare feet caressed

A sunlit stroll, by gleaming brook

Down to my secret spanking nook

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Q: What do award-winning South African author Lauren Beukes and I have in common?

A: We’ve both written stories about dark, spooky time-shifting houses.

Her new story The Shining Girls does sound fabulous. Although mine probably contains more spanking.

And it was lovely of her to retweet my story.

Best of luck with the new book Lauren; it sounds smart, edgy and thought-provoking, just my kind of book.

Anonymous asked: Your post from the.15 of February got me so turned on, if only I had my own stone phallus to ride...

Every home should have one.

I wonder, would you hide yours away in your bedroom, or display it proudly in your living room?

It could be an eye-catching conversation piece of exceptional craftsmanship.

“My goodness!” visitors would gasp, “… is that a …”

“Finest soapstone.” you’d say nonchalantly, “Luxuriously smooth for a delectable ride.”

“You mean you …?”, your visitors would splutter nervously.

“Naturally” you’d reply, “… would you care to try it?”

Image: Life between the pages by Dihaze 

Stories are fragile things; so delicate, finer than gossamer threads, so easily blown away and lost.

Unless you write them down.

Then stories become portals to imagined worlds, open for other intrepid souls to enter and explore.

So, exactly one year ago today I started this blog as a repository for my stories. I decided to transcribe them from my imagination and share them. Because a story dies when it is read for the last time.

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Anonymous asked: 'a finger delicately spread apart her labia like wings of a butterfly.' - The best line I have ever read. It even got me wet! Keep up the good work.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Readers intrigued by that line will find it in my recent story Lupercalia. Is the strict headmistress herself a lepidopterist - catching and collecting the beautiful young things that flutter by? I’ll let you read and decide for yourself…

Pale pert posterior

Painted patchy painful pinks

Perfectly punished

• inspired by my story, Abstract Art

Anonymous asked: I have a question... I've read a lot about bdsm. And i find it very interesting and hopefully would like to try it, however the thought of spanking reminds me of my parents spanking me as a child... And i dont like the thought of pain. How do you differentiate sexual spanking from punishment spanking? I think for myself i wouldnt be able to handle it but reading your stories has me second guessing the thought

What an excellent question.

What’s the difference between a sexual spanking and a punishment spanking?

In a word, the difference is play.

Once we could spend days just exploring, playing games and having fun. But then life got all serious! Luckily, at about the same age, we discover an exciting new side of ourselves: our sexuality. For those with a healthy notion of sex, it’s a wonderful adventure playground, somewhere we can let our imaginations run free, be someone different, break taboos and do something naughty.

A sexual spanking is motivated by this playfulness, the desire to have fun.

Whereas a punishment spanking is motivated by deterrence, the infliction of pain is meant as a reminder: don’t do that again.

This context is all-important, like all games in an adventure playground, sometimes you might fall off and get the odd bruise, but the enjoyment of play makes the odd bump worthwhile.

And the pleasure derived from spanking is subtle. Some people feel a buzz from discomfort, like those who enjoy extremely hot food; others enjoy donning a new persona through role-playing. There’s a reason this blog is called Spanking Theatre, it’s not just the theatre between your ears, it’s also the theatre you can create in your own bedroom. Together you and your partner can improvise an endless number of intimate dramas; share erotic games and wonderful secret adventures. Imagine playing out a scene over successive evenings, as you deepen the characters, and explore each others’ imaginations.

But why spanking?

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Springy smacky twangy

Ruler spanks my naughty bum even

When you’re far away

• inspired by my story, Bottom Smacking Machine